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Results of search for Author: Matt Groening - Page 2 of 5 Showing results 11 to 20 of 42 total quotations found.
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How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Makes sound effects and laughs. Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze.: Matt Groening (1954 - ), The Simpsons
I'll keep it short and sweet -- Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.: Matt Groening (1954 - ), The Simpsons
You don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.: Matt Groening (1954 - ), The Simpsons
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!: Matt Groening (1954 - ), The Simpsons
All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat!?' I'm trying to impress people here, Lisa. You don't win friends with salad.: Matt Groening (1954 - ), The Simpsons
When you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how drunk you get.: Matt Groening (1954 - ), The Simpsons
I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.: Matt Groening (1954 - ), The Simpsons
It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.: Matt Groening (1954 - ), The Simpsons
What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man?: Matt Groening (1954 - ), The Simpsons
There's an empty spot I've always had inside me. I tried to fill it with family, religion, community service, but those were dead ends! I think this chair is the answer.: Matt Groening (1954 - ), The Simpsons

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