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Results from Michael Moncur's (Cynical) Quotations:

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.: Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.: Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.: Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
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My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.: Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
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She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.: Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.: Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
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I have just returned from Boston. It is the only sane thing to do if you find yourself up there.: Fred Allen (1894 - 1956), in a letter to Groucho Marx, 1953
Women should be obscene and not heard.: Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks.: Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977), In the film A Day at the Races
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.: Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
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