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Results of search for Author: Ambrose Bierce - Page 12 of 100
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Results from The Devil's Dictionary (Ambrose Bierce):

APPETITE, n. An instinct thoughtfully implanted by Providence as a solution to the labor question.
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APRIL FOOL, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.
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ARCHBISHOP, n. An ecclesiastical dignitary one point holier than a bishop.

If I were a jolly archbishop,
On Fridays I'd eat all the fish up --
Salmon and flounders and smelts;
On other days everything else.
Jodo Rem
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ARCHITECT, n. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money.
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ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
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ARENA, n. In politics, an imaginary rat-pit in which the statesman wrestles with his record.
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ARISTOCRACY, n. Government by the best men. (In this sense the word is obsolete; so is that kind of government.) Fellows that wear downy hats and clean shirts -- guilty of education and suspected of bank accounts.
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ARMOR, n. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.
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ARRAYED, pp. Drawn up and given an orderly disposition, as a rioter hanged to a lamppost.
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ARREST, v.t. Formally to detain one accused of unusualness.

God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh.
_The Unauthorized Version_
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