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Results of search for Author: Ambrose Bierce - Page 10 of 100
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Results from The Devil's Dictionary (Ambrose Bierce):

AFRICAN, n. A nigger that votes our way.
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AGE, n. That period of life in which we compound for the vices that we still cherish by reviling those that we have no longer the enterprise to commit.
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AGITATOR, n. A statesman who shakes the fruit trees of his neighbors -- to dislodge the worms.
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AIM, n. The task we set our wishes to.

"Cheer up! Have you no aim in life?"
She tenderly inquired.
"An aim? Well, no, I haven't, wife;
The fact is -- I have fired." G.J.
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AIR, n. A nutritious substance supplied by a bountiful Providence for the fattening of the poor.
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ALDERMAN, n. An ingenious criminal who covers his secret thieving with a pretence of open marauding.
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ALIEN, n. An American sovereign in his probationary state.
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ALLAH, n. The Mahometan Supreme Being, as distinguished from the Christian, Jewish, and so forth.

Allah's good laws I faithfully have kept,
And ever for the sins of man have wept;
And sometimes kneeling in the temple I
Have reverently crossed my hands and slept.
Junker Barlow
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ALLEGIANCE, n.

This thing Allegiance, as I suppose,
Is a ring fitted in the subject's nose,
Whereby that organ is kept rightly pointed
To smell the sweetness of the Lord's anointed. G.J.
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ALLIANCE, n. In international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other's pockets that they cannot separately plunder a third.
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