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Woody Allen (1935 - )
US movie actor, comedian, & director [more author details]
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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
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Woody Allen
Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
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To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
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When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
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Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
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You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
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What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?
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Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"
More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
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Woody Allen, My Speech to the Graduates
Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened about it... I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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Woody Allen, The Standup Years
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
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Woody Allen, Without Feathers (1976)
It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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Woody Allen, Without Feathers, 1976

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