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Results from Michael Moncur's (Cynical) Quotations:

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.
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Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955), "Geometry and Experience", January 27, 1921
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
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Carl Zwanzig
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
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W. C. Fields (1880 - 1946)
Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.
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Jules de Gaultier
There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
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Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
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Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
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Steven Wright (1955 - )
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.
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Shirley Temple (1928 - )
I don't have a bank account, because I don't know my mother's maiden name.
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Paula Poundstone
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
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Steven Wright (1955 - )
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