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Results of search for Author: Woody Allen - Page 4 of 9
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How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?
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Woody Allen (1935 - )
As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' -- probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
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Woody Allen (1935 - )
Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought-- particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.
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Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.
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His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
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My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.
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The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5'7", it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone.
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I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland.
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You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
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The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
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Woody Allen (1935 - ), Without Feathers (1976)
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