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- I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
- Mitch Hedberg (1968 - 2005)
- I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
- Mitch Hedberg (1968 - 2005)
- You can't please all of the people all of the time, and last night all of those people came to my show.
- Mitch Hedberg (1968 - 2005), stand-up
- I want to hang a map of the world in my house, and then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've travelled to. But first I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down.
- Mitch Hedberg (1968 - 2005)
- The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.
- Mitch Hedberg (1968 - 2005)
- I haven't slept for a whole week, because that would be too long.
- Mitch Hedberg (1968 - 2005)
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