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Results of search for Author: Rodney Dangerfield - Page 1 of 2 Showing results 1 to 10 of 12 total quotations found.
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Results from Michael Moncur's (Cynical) Quotations:

Life is just a bowl of pits.: Rodney Dangerfield (1921 - 2004)
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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.: Rodney Dangerfield (1921 - 2004)
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.: Rodney Dangerfield (1921 - 2004)
My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.: Rodney Dangerfield (1921 - 2004)
A girl phoned me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.: Rodney Dangerfield (1921 - 2004)
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.: Rodney Dangerfield (1921 - 2004)
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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.: Rodney Dangerfield (1921 - 2004)
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.: Rodney Dangerfield (1921 - 2004)

Results from Classic Quotes:

My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.: Rodney Dangerfield (1921 - 2004)
When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, Look ... twins!: Rodney Dangerfield (1921 - 2004)

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Results of search for Author: Rodney Dangerfield - Page 1 of 2 Showing results 1 to 10 of 12 total quotations found.

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