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Results of search for Author: Henny Youngman - Page 1 of 1
Showing results 1 to 9 of 9 total quotations found.

Results from Michael Moncur's (Cynical) Quotations:

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.: Henny Youngman (1906 - 1998)
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I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.: Henny Youngman (1906 - 1998)
My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.: Henny Youngman (1906 - 1998)
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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.: Henny Youngman (1906 - 1998)
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.: Henny Youngman (1906 - 1998)
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Results from Rand Lindsly's Quotations:

My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.: Henny Youngman (1906 - 1998)

Results from Internet Collections: alt.quotations Archives:

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.: Henny Youngman (1906 - 1998)

Results from Contributed Quotations:

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in- law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in.: Henny Youngman (1906 - 1998)
What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money.: Henny Youngman (1906 - 1998)

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