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Results of search for Quote or Author: woman - Page 1 of 19
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Results from Michael Moncur's (Cynical) Quotations:

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known.
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Walt Disney (1901 - 1966)
I've gone into hundreds of [fortune-teller's parlors], and have been told thousands of things, but nobody ever told me I was a policewoman getting ready to arrest her.
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New York City detective
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
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Sam Levenson (1911 - 1980)
I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.
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Elayne Boosler
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
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Steve Martin (1945 - )
The secret of life is to appreciate the pleasure of being terribly, terribly deceived.
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Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900), A Woman of No Importance, Act 3
I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother.
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W. C. Fields (1880 - 1946)
Man forgives woman anything save the wit to outwit him.
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Minna Thomas Antrim
Every man is wise when attacked by a mad dog; fewer when pursued by a mad woman; only the wisest survive when attacked by a mad notion.
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Robertson Davies
Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets and then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again.
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Rick Polito, Marin Independent Journal's TV listing for "The Wizard of Oz"
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