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Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.: Matt Groening (1954 - ), The Simpsons
When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!: Matt Groening (1954 - ), The Simpsons
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.: Matt Groening (1954 - ), The Simpsons
I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?: Matt Groening (1954 - ), The Simpsons
Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.: Matt Groening (1954 - ), The Simpsons
How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?: Matt Groening (1954 - ), The Simpsons
Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.: Matt Groening (1954 - ), The Simpsons
I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.: Matt Groening (1954 - ), The Simpsons
I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn.: Matt Groening (1954 - ), The Simpsons
How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Makes sound effects and laughs. Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze.: Matt Groening (1954 - ), The Simpsons

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