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Results of search for Quote or Author: football - Page 1 of 2
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Results from Michael Moncur's (Cynical) Quotations:

Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committee meetings.
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George F. Will (1941 - )
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Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein.
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Joe Theismann, Former quarterback
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Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
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Erma Bombeck (1927 - 1996)
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Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.
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Eugene McCarthy (1916 - 2005)
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Results from Laura Moncur's Motivational Quotations:

Truth is tough. It will not break, like a bubble, at a touch; nay, you may kick it about all day like a football, and it will be round and full at evening.
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Oliver Wendell Holmes (1809 - 1894)

Results from Classic Quotes:

Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I don't like that attitude. I can assure them it is much more serious than that.
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Bill Shankly, In Sunday Times (UK) Oct. 4 1981
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For when the One Great Scorer comes
To write against your name,
He marks-not that you won or lost-
But how you played the game.
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Grantland Rice, "Alumunus Football," Only the Brave and Other Poems, p. 144 (1941)
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Results from Rand Lindsly's Quotations:

SURE-FIRE SINGLES AD:
Famous Writer needs woman to organize his life and spend his money. Loves to turn off Sunday football and go to the Botanical Gardens with that special someone. Will obtain plastic surgery if necessary.
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Joe Bob Briggs
Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.
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Eugene McCarthy (1916 - 2005)
Being a woman is of special interest to aspiring male transexuals. To actual women it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
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Fran Lebowitz (1950 - )
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