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Results from Michael Moncur's (Cynical) Quotations:

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
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Calvin Trillin (1935 - )
The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.
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Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970)
Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.
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Leo Tolstoy (1828 - 1910), Anna Karenina, Chapter 1, first line
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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George Burns (1896 - 1996)
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
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Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)
There is no such thing as "fun for the whole family."
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Jerry Seinfeld (1954 - )
If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'
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Jeff Foxworthy
The two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change.
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Seth MacFarlane, The Family Guy

Results from Laura Moncur's Motivational Quotations:

Some things you do because you want to. Some things you do because of the needs of others in your family.
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Gordon Atkinson, Real Live Preacher weblog, 10-06-05
It's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
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Al Franken, 'Stuart Saves His Family'
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