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Results of search for Author: W. C. Fields - Page 3 of 4
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Results from Rand Lindsly's Quotations:

I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
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W.C. Fields
I like children. If they're properly cooked.
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W.C. Fields
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
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W.C. Fields
Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again.
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W.C. Fields
Start every day with a smile and get it over with.
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William Claude Dunkenfield (W. C. Fields)
If at first you don't succeed, try, try, and try again. Then give up. There's no use being a damned fool about it.
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William Claude Dunkenfield (W. C. Fields)
California is the only state in the union where you can fall asleep under a rose bush in full bloom and freeze to death.
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William Claude Dunkenfield (W. C. Fields)
I'd take a Bromo, but I can't stand the noise.
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W.C. Fields

Results from Internet Collections: alt.quotations Archives:

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
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W.C. Fields

Results from Internet Collections: 20th Century Quotations:

Never give a sucker an even break.
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W. C. Fields (1880 - 1946)
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