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Results of search for Author: P. J. O'Rourke - Page 1 of 4 Showing results 1 to 10 of 36 total quotations found.
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A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat.: P. J. O'Rourke (1947 - )
Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs.: P. J. O'Rourke (1947 - )
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With Epcot Center the Disney corporation has accomplished something I didn't think possible in today's world. They have created a land of make-believe that's worse than regular life.: P. J. O'Rourke (1947 - )
The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.: P. J. O'Rourke (1947 - )
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Never fight an inanimate object.: P. J. O'Rourke (1947 - )
Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and illiterate sport fishermen.: P. J. O'Rourke (1947 - )
There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.: P. J. O'Rourke (1947 - ), Parliament of Whores (1991)
When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.: P. J. O'Rourke (1947 - )
Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is.: P. J. O'Rourke (1947 - )
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Skiing consists of wearing $3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and drink.: P. J. O'Rourke (1947 - )

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Results of search for Author: P. J. O'Rourke - Page 1 of 4 Showing results 1 to 10 of 36 total quotations found.

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