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Results from Michael Moncur's (Cynical) Quotations:

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.: Jay Leno (1950 - )
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak.: Jay Leno (1950 - )
Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?: Jay Leno (1950 - )
I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?': Jay Leno (1950 - )
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If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.: Jay Leno (1950 - )
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I don't have an English accent because this is what English sounds like when spoken properly.: James Carr, The Tonight Show with Jay Leno

Results from Laura Moncur's Motivational Quotations:

There's this big pie in show business, and you physically can't eat the whole pie. If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough. The real trick is not to try to get the whole pie, but to keep the biggest slice.: Jay Leno (1950 - ), O Magazine, February 2003
I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite good…Maybe you're not the best, so you should work a little harder.: Jay Leno (1950 - ), O Magazine, February 2003
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You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh - it's as simple as that.: Jay Leno (1950 - ), O Magazine, February 2003
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Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true friends. The rest aren't bad people; they're just acquaintances.: Jay Leno (1950 - )
- More quotations on: [Friendship]

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