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- When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
- Henny Youngman (1906 - 1998)
- I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
- Henny Youngman (1906 - 1998)
- My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
- Henny Youngman (1906 - 1998)
- I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
- Henny Youngman (1906 - 1998)
- I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
- Henny Youngman (1906 - 1998)
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