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Results of search for Author: George Burns - Page 1 of 1
Showing results 1 to 9 of 9 total quotations found.

Results from Cole's Quotables:

Define your business goals clearly so that others can see them as you do.
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George F. Burns

Results from Rand Lindsly's Quotations:

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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George Burns (1896 - 1996)
I don't worry about getting old. I'm old already. Only young people worry about getting old. When I was 65 I had cupid's eczema. I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked.
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George Burns (1896 - 1996)
Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
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George Burns (1896 - 1996)

Results from Internet Collections: alt.quotations Archives:

"Is it true that you smoke eight to ten cigars a day?"
"That's true."
"Is it true that you drink five martinis a day?"
"That's true."
"Is it true that you still surround yourself with beautiful young women?"
"That's true."
"What does your doctor say about all of this?"
"My doctor is dead."
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George Burns (1896 - 1996)
Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair.
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George Burns (1896 - 1996)

Results from Contributed Quotations:

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and have the two as close together as possible.
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George Burns (1896 - 1996)
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
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George Burns (1896 - 1996)
Being an actor is easy, just picture someone in a room and you outside waiting for your cue to go in. Elliot Gould's been trying that for forty years.
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George Burns (1896 - 1996), television
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