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Randy K. Milholland
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The shortest verse in the Bible is 'Jesus wept.' The only thing wrong with it is the past tense.: Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive Comic, 10-10-06
That's the thing with suicide pacts. Sometimes they only really work if they catch you by surprise.: Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive Comic, 10-11-05
Never confuse the faith with the supposedly faithful.: Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive Comic, 10-19-06
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The only time anyone's admitted they were a Christian before was when they were busy telling me why they're better than me.: Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive Comic, 10-19-06
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The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them.: Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive Comic, 10-30-03
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Slow and steady wins the race, then wastes no time grinding salt-caked glass in your open wounds.: Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive Comic, 11-06-05
Sometimes the measure of friendship isn't your ability to not harm but your capacity to forgive the things done to you and ask forgiveness for your own mistakes.: Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive Comic, 11-07-05
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There are people I know who won't hurt me. I call them corpses.: Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive Comic, 12-06-05
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Could you imagine how horrible things would be if we always told others how we felt? Life would be intolerably bearable.: Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive Comic, 12-09-05
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Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them?: Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive Comic, 12-09-05
Sometimes old things need to go away. That way, we have room for the new things that come into our lives.: Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive webcomic, 09-17-05
The only way to be truly misogynistic is to be a woman.: Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive webcomic, 11-11-04
You can't show love to someone at the expense of someone else who loves you.: Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive, 01-19-10
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You make me understand how wonderful it is for little lizards when they find that one special rock that's perfect for sunning themselves on. You make me lizard-happy.: Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive, 02-23-10
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It's not a matter of whether or not someone's watching over you. It's just a question of their intentions.: Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive, 03-24-07
Success only hurts the first time.: Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive, 04-01-2006
Lies are like children. If you don't nurture them, they'll never be useful later.: Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive, 07-26-2012
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A birthday wish granted 23 years late is still a birthday wish granted.: Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive, 08-02-11
Ah, sweet alcohol. Like a true friend, you replace the anger with better, louder anger.: Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive, 08-23-11
Death likes it when you play hard to get.: Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive, 09-20-12
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