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Randy K. Milholland
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The shortest verse in the Bible is 'Jesus wept.' The only thing wrong with it is the past tense.
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Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive Comic, 10-10-06
That's the thing with suicide pacts. Sometimes they only really work if they catch you by surprise.
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Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive Comic, 10-11-05
Never confuse the faith with the supposedly faithful.
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Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive Comic, 10-19-06
The only time anyone's admitted they were a Christian before was when they were busy telling me why they're better than me.
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Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive Comic, 10-19-06
The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them.
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Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive Comic, 10-30-03
Slow and steady wins the race, then wastes no time grinding salt-caked glass in your open wounds.
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Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive Comic, 11-06-05
Sometimes the measure of friendship isn't your ability to not harm but your capacity to forgive the things done to you and ask forgiveness for your own mistakes.
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Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive Comic, 11-07-05
There are people I know who won't hurt me. I call them corpses.
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Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive Comic, 12-06-05
Could you imagine how horrible things would be if we always told others how we felt? Life would be intolerably bearable.
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Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive Comic, 12-09-05
Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them?
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Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive Comic, 12-09-05
Sometimes old things need to go away. That way, we have room for the new things that come into our lives.
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Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive webcomic, 09-17-05
The only way to be truly misogynistic is to be a woman.
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Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive webcomic, 11-11-04
You can't show love to someone at the expense of someone else who loves you.
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Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive, 01-19-10
You make me understand how wonderful it is for little lizards when they find that one special rock that's perfect for sunning themselves on. You make me lizard-happy.
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Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive, 02-23-10
It's not a matter of whether or not someone's watching over you. It's just a question of their intentions.
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Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive, 03-24-07
Success only hurts the first time.
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Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive, 04-01-2006
Lies are like children. If you don't nurture them, they'll never be useful later.
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Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive, 07-26-2012
A birthday wish granted 23 years late is still a birthday wish granted.
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Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive, 08-02-11
Ah, sweet alcohol. Like a true friend, you replace the anger with better, louder anger.
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Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive, 08-23-11
Death likes it when you play hard to get.
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Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive, 09-20-12
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