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Josh Lieb
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All my businesses are scrupulously legal. Not because I have any moral problems with crime. It just makes my life easier to obey the law. Crime is for poor people; you don't need to rob the bank if you own it.
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Josh Lieb, I am a Genius of Unspeakable Evil and I Want to be Your Class President, 2009
Fahrenheit 451 is one of those books that is about how amazing books are and how amazing the people who write books are. Writers love writing books like this, and for some reason, we let them get away with it.
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Josh Lieb, I am a Genius of Unspeakable Evil and I Want to be Your Class President, 2009
Gratitude can sometimes be as annoying as whininess.
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Josh Lieb, I am a Genius of Unspeakable Evil and I Want to be Your Class President, 2009
I am amused when goody-goodies proclaim, from the safety of their armchairs, that children are naturally prejudice-free, that they only learn to "hate" from listening to bigoted adults. Nonsense. Tolerance is a learned trait, like riding a bike or playing the piano. Those of us who actually live among children, who see them in their natural environment, know the truth: Left to their own devices, children will gang up on and abuse anyone who is even slightly different from the norm.
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Josh Lieb, I am a Genius of Unspeakable Evil and I Want to be Your Class President, 2009
Important days don't look like anything special when they start. Invariably, the sun rises and people wake up. Coffee is swilled and eggs are swallowed. Everybody goes about the business of acting like their lives matter and then, no matter how important the events of the day end up being, the sun invariably sets. The sun rose before the soldiers stormed Omaha Beach on D-Day, and the sun set after Archduke Franz Ferdinand was killed. Sunrises and sunsets are real jerks about putting things in perspective.
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Josh Lieb, I am a Genius of Unspeakable Evil and I Want to be Your Class President, 2009
Insanity is just what we call stupidity when it doesn't make sense.
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Josh Lieb, I am a Genius of Unspeakable Evil and I Want to be Your Class President, 2009
It doesn't pay to be good at something unless you are the absolute best at it.
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Josh Lieb, I am a Genius of Unspeakable Evil and I Want to be Your Class President, 2009
It's interesting, on your second day of existence, to realize that your father is going to blame all the future failures of his life on you.
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Josh Lieb, I am a Genius of Unspeakable Evil and I Want to be Your Class President, 2009
You don't have to be a genius when you're surrounded by morons.
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Josh Lieb, I am a Genius of Unspeakable Evil and I Want to be Your Class President, 2009

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