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Jack Handey (1949 - )
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I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
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Jack Handey
It takes a big man to cry. It takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man and an ever bigger man to ask why he is laughing.
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Jack Handey
To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.
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Jack Handey
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
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Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts
I hope that when I die, people say about me, 'Boy, that guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts

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