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- It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
- Groucho Marx
- Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
- Groucho Marx
- Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
- Groucho Marx
- Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
- Groucho Marx
- My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
- Groucho Marx
- Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
- Groucho Marx
- She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
- Groucho Marx
- There's one way to find out if a man is honest-ask him. If he says, "Yes," you know he is a crook.
- Groucho Marx
- Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
- Groucho Marx
- Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
- Groucho Marx
- Women should be obscene and not heard.
- Groucho Marx
- I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks.
- Groucho Marx, In the film A Day at the Races
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