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Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee.: W.C. Fields
'Twas a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.: W.C. Fields
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.: W.C. Fields
My illness is dut to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.: W.C. Fields
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.: W.C. Fields
A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.: W.C. Fields
I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.: W.C. Fields
I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.: W.C. Fields
I like children. If they're properly cooked.: W.C. Fields
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.: W.C. Fields

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