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- To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.
- Gustave Flaubert (1821 - 1880)
- National Health Insurance:
The compassion of the IRS The efficiency of the Postal Service All at Pentagon prices!!!! - Seen on a bumper sticker
- Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance.
- Plato (427 BC - 347 BC)
- Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
- Dorothy Parker (1893 - 1967)
- ...a man may be a patriot without risking his own life or sacrificing his health. There are plenty of lives less valuable.
- James Mellon, who paid $300 for a civil war Union army deferment
- Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
- Redd Foxx (1922 - 1991)
- Jury: a group of twelve men who, having lied to the judge about their hearing, health and business engagements, have failed to fool him.
- H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
- Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.
- Robert Orben
- The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
- Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
- In accordance with our principles of free enterprise and healthy competition, I'm going to ask you two to fight to the death for it.
- Monty Python
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