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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - December 22, 2014
School is learning things you don't want to know, surrounded by people you wish you didn't know, while working toward a future you don't know will ever come.
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Dave Kellett, Sheldon, 10-09-11  
I can't bring myself to say, 'Well, I guess I'll be toddling along.' It isn't that I can't toddle. It's just that I can't guess I'll toddle.
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Robert Benchley (1889 - 1945)  
Men are not against you; they are merely for themselves.
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Gene Fowler  
I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!
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Tom Lehrer (1928 - )  
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