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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - September 19, 2018
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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George Carlin (1937 - 2008)  
If time flies when you're having fun, it hits the afterburners when you don't think you're having enough.
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Jef Mallett, Frazz, 08-01-05  
A specification that will not fit on one page of 8.5x11 inch paper cannot be understood.
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Mark Ardis  
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice; In practice, there is.
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Chuck Reid  
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