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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - July 23, 2014
I gotta work out. I keep saying it all the time. I keep saying I gotta start working out. It's been about two months since I've worked out. And I just don't have the time. Which uh..is odd. Because I have the time to go out to dinner. And uh..and watch tv. And get a bone density test. And uh.. try to figure out what my phone number spells in words.
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Ellen DeGeneres  
I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
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Sir Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965), on the eve of his 75th birthday  
I improve on misquotation.
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Cary Grant (1904 - 1986)  
There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.
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Mary Wilson Little  
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