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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - October 20, 2017
There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter. What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.
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Franklin P. Adams (1881 - 1960)  
Listening, not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery.
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Dr. Joyce Brothers (1928 - )  
You know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.
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Mitch Hedberg (1968 - 2005)  
The prime purpose of eloquence is to keep other people from talking.
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Louis Vermeil  
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