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Results of search for Author: Steven Wright - Page 1 of 3
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My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
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Steven Wright (1955 - )
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
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Steven Wright (1955 - )
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
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Steven Wright (1955 - )
I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
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Steven Wright (1955 - )
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
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Steven Wright (1955 - )
Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, 'Do I know you?'
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Steven Wright (1955 - )
I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.
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Steven Wright (1955 - )
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
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Steven Wright (1955 - )
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.
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Steven Wright (1955 - )
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
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Steven Wright (1955 - )
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