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There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
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Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)
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My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
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Steven Wright (1955 - )
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If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
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Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955), (attributed)
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Your theory is crazy, but it's not crazy enough to be true.
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Niels Bohr (1885 - 1962), to a young physicist
Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve to get it good and hard.
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H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
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In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice; In practice, there is.
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Chuck Reid
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
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Mark Russell (1932 - )
God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday.
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Sir William Bragg (1862 - 1942)
An ounce of action is worth a ton of theory.
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Friedrich Engels (1820 - 1895)
I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.
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Hunter S. Thompson (1939 - 2005)
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