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Results from Michael Moncur's (Cynical) Quotations:

[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system.
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Dan Quayle (1947 - )
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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Dave Barry (1947 - )
Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything.
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Charles Kuralt
The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.
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Scott Adams (1957 - )
It's a lot like nature. You only have as many animals as the ecosystem can support and you only have as many friends as you can tolerate the bitching of.
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Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive Comic, 08-16-05
A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a simple system that works.
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John Gaule
Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.
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Mark B. Cohen
We have a criminal jury system which is superior to any in the world; and its efficiency is only marred by the difficulty of finding twelve men every day who don't know anything and can't read.
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Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
Drugs have taught an entire generation of Americans the metric system.
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P. J. O'Rourke (1947 - )
We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or 30 little scuzzball countries like Scotland that we could vaporize in seconds if we felt like it.
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Dave Barry (1947 - )
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