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I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are furious!: Steven Wright (1955 - ), Standup Comedy Routine
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.: Steven Wright (1955 - ), Standup Comedy Routine
I just bought a microwave fireplace. You can spend an evening in front of it in only eight minutes.: Steven Wright (1955 - ), Standup Comedy Routine
Black holes are where God divided by zero.: Steven Wright (1955 - )
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.: Steven Wright (1955 - )
I bought some powdered water yesterday. I don't know what to add.: Steven Wright (1955 - )
Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country.: Steven Wright (1955 - )
I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open.: Steven Wright (1955 - )
I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it.: Steven Wright (1955 - )
I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night.: Steven Wright (1955 - )

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