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Results of search for Author: Kurt Vonnegut - Page 1 of 5
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Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae.
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Kurt Vonnegut (1922 - 2007)
Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before... He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way.
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Kurt Vonnegut (1922 - 2007), "Cat's Cradle"
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything.
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Kurt Vonnegut (1922 - 2007), Cat's Cradle
We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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Kurt Vonnegut (1922 - 2007), Mother Night
Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops.
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Kurt Vonnegut (1922 - 2007), Slaughterhouse Five
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
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Kurt Vonnegut (1922 - 2007), "Cold Turkey", In These Times, May 10, 2004
There is a tragic flaw in our precious Constitution, and I don't know what can be done to fix it. This is it: Only nut cases want to be president.
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Kurt Vonnegut (1922 - 2007), "Cold Turkey", In These Times, May 10, 2004
Thanks to TV and for the convenience of TV, you can only be one of two kinds of human beings, either a liberal or a conservative.
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Kurt Vonnegut (1922 - 2007), "Cold Turkey", In These Times, May 10, 2004
Well, the telling of jokes is an art of its own, and it always rises from some emotional threat. The best jokes are dangerous, and dangerous because they are in some way truthful.
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Kurt Vonnegut (1922 - 2007), Interview, Mcsweeneys.net
Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance.
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Kurt Vonnegut (1922 - 2007), Hocus Pocus
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