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Results of search for Author: Groucho Marx - Page 1 of 6
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.
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Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
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Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
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Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
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Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
Go, and never darken my towels again.
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Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
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Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
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