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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.: Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.: Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
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I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.: Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.: Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.: Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.: Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.: Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.: Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
Go, and never darken my towels again.: Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.: Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
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