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Life.....is a series of dogs.
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George Carlin (1937 - 2008)
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
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George Carlin (1937 - 2008)
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted?
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George Carlin (1937 - 2008)
Why is the man (or woman) who invests all your money called a broker?
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George Carlin (1937 - 2008)
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
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George Carlin (1937 - 2008)
When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
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George Carlin (1937 - 2008)
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
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George Carlin (1937 - 2008)
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.
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George Carlin (1937 - 2008)
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
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George Carlin (1937 - 2008)
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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George Carlin (1937 - 2008)
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