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Results of search for Author: Emo Phillips - Page 1 of 1
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Women! Ya can't live with 'em and ya can't get 'em to wear skimpy little Nazi outfits.
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Emo Phillips

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Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise it's been a pretty good day.
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Emo Phillips
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
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Emo Phillips
Weh I was a kid I prayed every night for a bike until I figured out that that's not the way that God works, so I stole a bike and then asked him for forgiveness.
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Emo Phillips
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