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Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
US humorist & showman [more author details]
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The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter-he's got to just know.
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Will Rogers
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
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Will Rogers
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
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Will Rogers
There is nothing as stupid as an educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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Will Rogers
There ought to be one day-- just one-- when there is open season on senators.
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There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
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There's the one thing no nation can ever accuse us of and that is secret diplomacy. Our foreign are an open book, generally a check book.
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Will Rogers
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
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Will Rogers
We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
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Will Rogers
We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
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Will Rogers
We don't know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it.
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Will Rogers
Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.
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Will Rogers, 'Politics Getting Ready to Jell,' The Illiterate Digest, 1924
There is only one thing that can kill the Movies, and that is education.
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Will Rogers, Autobiography (1949) chapter 6
The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best.
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Will Rogers, Illiterate Digest (1924), "Breaking into the Writing Game"
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
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Will Rogers, Illiterate Digest (1924), "Helping the Girls with their Income Taxes"
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
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Will Rogers, Illiterate Digest (1924), "Warning to Jokers: lay off the prince"
You know everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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Will Rogers, New York Times Aug. 31 1924
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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Will Rogers, New York TImes, Apr. 29, 1930
You can't say that civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.
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Will Rogers, New York Times, Dec. 23, 1929
Well, all I know is what I read in the papers.
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Will Rogers, New York Times, Sept 30 1923
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