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Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
US humorist & showman [more author details]
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I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up.
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I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
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If you want to know how a man stands, go among the people who are in his same business.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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Nothing you can't spell will ever work.
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
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Politics is applesauce.
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Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.
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That's the trouble with a politician's life-somebody is always interrupting it with an election.
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The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter-he's got to just know.
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The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
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The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
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There is nothing as stupid as an educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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There ought to be one day-- just one-- when there is open season on senators.
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There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
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There's the one thing no nation can ever accuse us of and that is secret diplomacy. Our foreign are an open book, generally a check book.
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This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
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We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
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We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
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