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"Alf Todd," said Ukridge, soaring to an impressive burst of imagery, "has about as much chance as a one- armed blind man in a dark room trying to shove a pound of melted butter into a wild cat's left ear with a red-hot needle."
P. G. Wodehouse, Ukridge
British humorist & novelist in US (1881 - 1975)  

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