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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - June 9, 2026
Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything.
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Charles Kuralt  
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One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.
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Larry Gelbart  
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Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons.
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Will Cuppy  
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What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
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Dave Barry (1947 - )  
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