Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - August 26, 2021
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?
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Woody Allen (1935 - ), "Without Feathers"  
Never give a party if you will be the most interesting person there.
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Mickey Friedman  
Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.
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Evan Esar (1899 - 1995)  
Ethics are so annoying. I avoid them on principle.
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Darby Conley, Get Fuzzy Comic, 08-15-07  
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