Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - September 20, 2020
I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.
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Tom Lehrer (1928 - )  
A sympathetic Scot summed it all up very neatly in the remark, "You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk dancing."
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Sir Arnold Bax (1883 - 1953), Farewell my Youth (1943)  
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
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Rodney Dangerfield (1921 - 2004)  
In preparing for battle I have always found that plans are useless, but planning is indispensable.
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Dwight D. Eisenhower (1890 - 1969)  
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