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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - March 24, 2020
I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five hours. I tried to find out what sort of allergy I had but finally came to the conclusion that it must be an allergy to consciousness.
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James Thurber (1894 - 1961)  
The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking.
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A. A. Milne (1882 - 1956)  
A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he is one who is prematurely disappointed in the future.
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Sidney J. Harris  
I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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George Carlin (1937 - 2008)  
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