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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - January 03, 2020
If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
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Woody Allen (1935 - )  
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
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Fred Allen (1894 - 1956)  
Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.
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Eugene McCarthy (1916 - 2005)  
There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good.
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Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report, March 10, 2008  
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