Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - October 28, 2019
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something.
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Wilson Mizner (1876 - 1933)  
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.
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Fran Lebowitz (1950 - )  
Reality continues to ruin my life.
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Bill Watterson (1958 - ), Calvin and Hobbes  
It's actually easy to tell if your house is haunted: It isn't. Grow up.
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Jimmy Carr, Netflix special, 2019  
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