Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - August 30, 2019
Seeing a murder on television... can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
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Alfred Hitchcock (1899 - 1980)  
The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
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Lucille S. Harper  
Sometimes the mind, for reasons we don't necessarily understand, just decides to go to the store for a quart of milk.
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Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider, Northern Exposure, Three Doctors, 1993  
I wonder what it means when your grandson is more crotchety than you are.
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Aaron McGruder, The Boondocks  
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