Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - July 08, 2019
I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.
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Garry Shandling (1949 - )  
The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.
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P. G. Wodehouse (1881 - 1975)  
Household tasks are easier and quicker when they are done by somebody else.
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James Thorpe (1888 - 1953)  
There is a great deal of difference between an eager man who wants to read a book and the tired man who wants a book to read.
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G. K. Chesterton (1874 - 1936)  
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