Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - July 06, 2019
Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
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Dale Carnegie  
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
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Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)  
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.
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Dennis Miller  
The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream.
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Bill Murray (1950 - )  
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