Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - June 30, 2019
Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
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Soren Kierkegaard (1813 - 1855)  
If it weren't for my lawyer, I'd still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two people digging.
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Joe Martin, Mister Boffo  
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything.
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Kurt Vonnegut (1922 - 2007), Cat's Cradle  
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
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Doris Egan, House M.D., House vs. God, 2006  
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