Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - May 24, 2019
America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
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Bobcat Goldthwaite  
I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.
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Fran Lebowitz (1950 - )  
I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.
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Ellen DeGeneres, My Point and I Do Have One  
A good relationship is like fireworks: loud, explosive, and liable to maim you if you hold on too long.
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Jeph Jacques, Questionable Content, 11-14-08  
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