Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - January 16, 2019
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.'
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Ronnie Shakes  
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
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Lily Tomlin (1939 - )  
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
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Steven Wright (1955 - )  
When a thing ceases to be a subject of controversy, it ceases to be a subject of interest.
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William Hazlitt (1778 - 1830)  
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