Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - January 11, 2019
One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.
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Larry Gelbart  
My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?
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Charles M. Schulz (1922 - 2000)  
Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul.
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Marilyn Monroe (1926 - 1962)  
If men could only know each other, they would neither idolize nor hate.
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Elbert Hubbard (1856 - 1915)  
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